Book Club Organizer

Not the most glamorous of passions, running a book club can be intellectually rewarding and a great way to make friends.

Animal Rescuer

When you are retired, you really stop interacting with other human beings. You become invisible and unimportant to most people who are not related to you or owe you money.

Fortunately, you can take all that extra time and devote to rescuing injured animals.

Aww.

Community Theater Thespian

Sure most people who do this sort of thing smell funny, but standing in the spotlight takes sacrifice.

Beekeeper

While this isn't for the faint of heart, this isn't only a good way to get ouside. Honey is a much healthier sweetener than saccharin, splenda or aspartame.

And it begins

Happy Mother's Day mom!

Instead of getting you a bouquet of seasonal flowers, a box of Italian chocolates or hand carving a stone tablet with a sonnet about the bond between mother and son, I thought I would give you something more useful.

A list of things you can do in retirement.

Because lets face it.

You have no fucking idea.I'm not your son anymore. I'm your svengali, your guru, maybe even your sherpa.